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Three men a Belgian, a German and a French have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them:

“OK, you’ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.”

First, the Belgian says:

“I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV”.

Then, the German:

“I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day”.

And the French :

“I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green… green…
green… pink up ze phone and I say “Yellow?”…